What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.