Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

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He thought it was the white thing to do.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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You can run but you can't tide."

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Bunnylingus!

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Rabbit

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a quarter pounder with cheese.

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A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!