Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"