Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.