What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb?

It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.

How do you find a dirty cop?

Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

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What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."