What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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What's the matter?

I asked. "I've got the big C,"he said. "What, cancer " "No, dyslexia."

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"