What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

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What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What's the matter with me?

That's easy," he said. "You're exhausted."

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.