What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Previous Random Joke Next

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."