He was safety-pinned to the chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/
Dead by the side of the road..."
He had friends on the other side.
To get to the middle.
Well, the cross was a big plus
Nought two sixty.
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
