Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...