Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!