How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Jerry Sandusky Jokes More Jerry Sandusky Jokes

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

Casey Anthony Jokes More Casey Anthony Jokes

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?