What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.