What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.