What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

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What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.