What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.