Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.