Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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Who is the poorest in England?

The Tooth Fairy!

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.