Sick Eagle Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tut-an-kham-en

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What kind of skeleton are you?

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

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Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

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Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

What's a mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

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Why does Carlos Mencia love r/jokes?

Reposts are allowed.

Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon?

Only whites allowed

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What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.