Sick Eagle Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.