How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie?

Hubble, Hubble."

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.