How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

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How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

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What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn?

They default in our stars

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.