What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

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Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.