Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Where do snowmen put their webpages?

On the winternet.

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What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.