How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

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What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde?

They'll never be royals

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams