How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

What do you call a bad Cubs game?

Unbearable

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What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.