Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Faith Jokes More Faith Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !