Admire Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

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Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Collection Jokes More Collection Jokes

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Nerve Jokes More Nerve Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

George Michael Jokes More George Michael Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.