Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

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How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)