Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours