Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.