Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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What does the chicken says to the other chicken?

Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Empire Jokes More Empire Jokes

Where does the Empire buy their robes?

The Darth Mall!

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.