Droid Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why is the BB unit droid not hungry?

Because BB-8

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter?

My ex wife.

Why haven't we found aliens yet ?

because they are searching for intelligent life too.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

R2 Detour Jokes More R2 Detour Jokes

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat