Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

Steel Jokes More Steel Jokes

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.