Why does superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

Why are robots never afraid?

Because they have nerves of steel

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then