Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

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How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.