Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.