How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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How do you brainwash a liberal?

Give him an enema

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.