How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

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What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

What should you do if you get an erection on the subway?

Get off at the next stop!

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

How do you brainwash a liberal?

Give him an enema