What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.