Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

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Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!"

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky