Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club