What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK