What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

What kind of parasites do gangstas get?

Thug Lice.

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK