He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
Because the ref was blowing a foul.
Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.
Would you like fries with that?"
Fry-by-night!
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
