Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.