Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

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What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)