Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.