What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.