What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate