Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

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They both like a tight seal

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Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.