Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal

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What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.