How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

How many ameobas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two! ...

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Irish Chili Jokes More Irish Chili Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.