Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.