Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!