What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

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What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.