Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!