Why did the cow cross the road?

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

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Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo