Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

George Jokes More George Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

What did One Direction say when they became popular?

Zayn Ma Luck