Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree?

A straight line.

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

George Jokes More George Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.