What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=75cA3xmssM

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

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What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!