What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

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What's the difference between E.T and illegal immigrants?

E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

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What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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What did one amputee say to the other?

I'm as stumped as you are!

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"