Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!