Row v. Wade
You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.
Elon Musk
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
The front row of a Country concert
The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Carrion luggage
One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.
Network.
Whoa, whoa, whoa... Wade just a minute.
Because someone is always sitting on the deck.