What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.