What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.