What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

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Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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Who are the most intelligent monsters?

Zombies (because, Braiiiiiiins!!!)

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !