What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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Why did Bill Cosby make his own Jell-O?

Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus