Drake Jokes

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

South Park Jokes More South Park Jokes

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

Why can you only date girls named Ana?

because I got a tattoo that says Ana

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.