Drake Jokes

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

Why does Drake hate summer?

Because you start wearing less and going out more

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What does Sodium and Batman have in common?

NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa BATMAN i'll just see myself out....

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What is Drake's favorite type of alcohol?

Cripple Sec

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What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread?

Challah!

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!