Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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What did the executioner say to his wife when he left?

I'll beheading out now.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.