What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.