What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.