What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

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How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.