Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

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Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

because then it would be a foot!

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.