How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"