How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!