How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!