Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel