Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

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What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning