Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.