Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin