Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts?

An Oreo crookie

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !