What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO