What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO